Unacceptable Characteristics

Once a year, every year, usually around now, I allow my 'Sense of humour' to stretch it's legs and run free of restriction or limitation.... But not this year.... it's NOT allowed.... this year my Sense of Humour, along with his favourite playmate, my 'Imagination' are to be tightly tethered and left to rot in a dark humourless cupboard. Why? because last year the Humour Police lay in wait, secretly hidden in the shadows of the internet, watching, waiting, ready to pounce and rid the world of the evil that is.....'Banter'.... and pounce they did!..

My Sense of Humour and Imagination were both taken into custody and held on remand awaiting sentence. Subsequently, there followed, a two month investigation to ascertain the reasons why my Sense of Humour and Imagination had both been allowed to run so freely, why they had been allowed to run rampage, unsupervised over decent humourless folk innocently going about their business, why they were free to launch an all-out, ruthless, vicious and vindictive attack on no less than nine highly respected members of the Humourless Community.

Found guilty of these 'Heinous Crimes', my Sense of Humour and Imagination were labelled, 'Unacceptable Characteristics', they were muzzled, bound and thrown into solitary confinement, incarcerated for twelve months with no chance of parole.

I am now mocked and jeered by my peers, labelled a Cyber Bully, a Management Tormentor, my 'Personality' is now fragmented, I am a mere shadow of my former self, trapped in a humourless existence. I am like the old toy that always gets left in the bottom of the toy box, broken, sad,  unloved and forgotten.
I am like a 'Whoopie Cushion' with no air, fartless and flat, just waiting for someone with a childish side to come along and blow me up....

So, I plead to all of those in the humourless Community out there Please Please Please.....
           Bl CENSOREDe!!!     

Details censored within this post are not to be released for public 
viewing until March 2014 by order of The Humourless Community