The Ninjas and friends

Today's society are so brainwashed by the media into believing that every teenager is a knife wielding murdering monster without a conscience that people become too scared to just open their door and shout "Hoy" which years ago would of scattered gang fights............. Is this fear justified?.....

.I think not... the majority of teenagers are usually good kids(most of the time) and I'd like to repeat that.... the majority of teenagers are 'good' kids, although some have had very few lessons in common courtesy in their lives, usually through the lack of responsible parenting and occasionally overstep the boundaries of common sense or respectability, all they need is that person to step up and say "Hoy, that's wrong"........ but then of course, there are the 'Nightcrawlers'.. these are the bad ones, the ones so often demonised by the press who lead people to believe that there are evil Nightcrawlers on every corner and I might add, that they are few and far between, the ones who are so filled with hate and anger that a "Hoy" might just get you a good kicking, or worse. In my occupation you learn to spot these Nightcrawlers long before your existence has even been registered on there 'finely tuned enemy radar'. you also learn how and when to speak to these Nightcrawlers in a way that will keep them calm, like using a childish, excited voice when talking to a Rottweiler,  because one wrong word, or even a right word said in the wrong tone can result in a nose to nose rage filled torrent of abuse or even violence....... but like I said, Nightcrawlers are rare, the truth of the matter is that the majority of the 'bad' teenagers out there are 'North Face Ninjas'......

These are the 'Ghetto Kid Wannabes' who can barely string a sentence together because the few braincells that are rattling around in their otherwise cavernous craniums, are so stoned on weed that they're too busy giggling to actually function as braincells, leaving the North Face Ninja, a clueless halfwit unable to function properly within normal civilised society rules and boundaries. North Face Ninjas are normally harmless, misunderstood kids just trying to fit in with their brainless peers by repeatedly saying things like "innit" and calling everyone "Bro".. and a loud, dominant 'Hoy' will frequently see them panic and run around in circles like headless chickens. They often give a bit of cheek back and pretend to be hard gangsters before they flee but this is only if there are several Ninjas operating as a 'Gang',

sharing their unusually small brain capacity as a collective, pooling their IQ's... it's simple maths really:

clueless halfwit x 2 = a Full witless wonder
clueless halfwit x 3 = Retard
clueless halfwit x 4 = Numpty
clueless halfwit x 5 = Imbecile.. .......and so on

Then of course there are the 'Crazies'.. these are the unfortunate souls that would have been locked away in the 60's and 70's, the forgotten mentally ill members of a society too ashamed of them to allow them to mingle amongst normal people. So they locked them up in isolated government funded asylums, a playground of innocence policed by bullies, sadists and paedophiles... but the funding ran out and the helpless, tormented, dysfunctional patients were released from care and left to fend for themselves out in a self-centred society that despises their very existence, constantly reminding its normal well balanced citizens that they're all just one chromosome away from being 'Different'. There are the obvious 'Crazies' who shout, grunt, scream, wave their arms about, dribble, drool, rock, sway, or twirl..... and then there are the less obvious Crazies who can walk and talk like the 'Normals' but inside their heads the wiring is all wrong so that, 'they're just not quite right'.
The worst of the undesirables to try and feel any pity for are the Crazies that have self-inflicted conditions.... toothless, brain addled drug and alcohol abusers sharing common skull-like features which make them resemble the living dead, who queue for their daily dose of methadone courtesy of the hard working tax payer.
Nightcrawlers, North Face Ninjas, Crazies and all other Social Misfits do have one thing in common............... they ALL love the Railway! .... and they keep us from getting bored