Portarians

Just a quick one as an addition to my earlier post 'The Ninja's and Friends'

I've told you about the Hoodies and the Northface Ninjas that I really enjoy interacting with on a daily basis whilst going about my work.... Well, it's about time I mentioned the 'Portarians', a sub-category of the 'Crazies' ... As my alter ego, Flash Gaz,  Saviour of the Network. I am constantly battling against these retched inbred creatures from the Planet Elles Mere Port known as Portarians... they have a

hideous skeletal-like appearance with very few teeth and sunken lifeless eyes, their skin is discoloured with a hint of jaundice yellow, their hair is dirty and matted and usually carries an aroma of stale urine. They dwell on the fringes of society, begging and stealing to feed their habit of Methadone and cheap cider.

Myself and my fellow Guardians of the Network, armed only with our sonic whistles, travel the Network in our 507/508 Intergalactic Passenger Transportation Craft trying to protect the normal,, unsuspecting law abiding citizens from these heinous creatures under the guidance of the great Jedi Knight known as (Censored), he reports directly to Darth (Censored), right-hand man to Emporer (Censored) himself


I give up, Sorry folks but these new rules about NOT using the names of sensitive members of staff just aren't working..... come back when I've discovered some non-sensitive members..... and the Story will Continue